Out… Of… Falafel…
“Hi! Can I just double check your bulk candy real quick?” (smiling)
::woman gives me a look:: “I’m just trying to figure out why you’re singling us out.”
“Oh! I’m not singling you out, I double check everyone’s bulk food.” (still smiling)
woman- “I just feel like I’m being racially profiled here.”
“Oh, no I’m not profiling you at all, I check everybody’s…” (still smiling)
woman- mentions racial profiling again
“Would you like me to get you a manager?” (smiling, completely sincere, no sarcasm)
woman- “No, right now I’d like you to just go away.”
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there was some confusing stuff in the middle that I forgot, but you get the idea. funny thing is, I found out this bitch steals all the time
Lol
me, talking about breakfast burritos to my manager- “I’m sure that if I ate one it would make my tummy unhappy, but they always smell so good!”
very gay 44-year old cashier next to me who basically shouts everything- “THAT’S HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIRLS. THEY SMELL SO GOOD, BUT I KNOW IF I ATE ONE IT WOULD MAKE ME SICK!”
Chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate…..
Wtf. This is what happens when I fall asleep with my touch-screen phone in my hand… 7 pictures of a random Dodgers shirt saved to my camera roll? O.o
Just lifted like a million-pound turkey. I really shouldn’t have. :-/
And I’ve already been to Wegmans twice.
“Wow, you’re beautiful!”
Haha clearly he hasn’t seen too many people in his life yet.
No, I definitely didn’t just spend $45 on 5 boxes of Birthday Cake Oreos from ebay…
…….
I have a problem.