February 2012
20 posts
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Sometimes… I really hate music.
Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
Feb 19th
199 notes
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Feb 15th
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Omj
I love my new necklace and I love my new sheets. It’s like I’m sleeping in an effing cloud, okay?
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
3 notes
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Feb 12th
4 tags
Feb 12th
1 note
Feb 9th
1,139 notes
2 tags
Me talking to a guy in my line...
me- “I still don’t know what to get my boyfriend for valentines day!” him-“Blah blah something.” (I don’t remember what he said.) “Well, he’s really hard to shop for.” “Ohhh! Well I’m sure he’ll pretty much settle for anything!” “I guess so. I mean, he settled for me…” “Yeah, something...
Feb 8th
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xm radio: randomly free? xm DJ’s making fun of hipsters: priceless.
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
85 notes
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
435 notes
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Ugh
Looking for boots on Zappos. Where’s the “not ugly” box I can check? Because that would narrow down my search by a couple thousand…
Feb 2nd
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Argh
I want to bake, but I feel sick. WTH. I have to feel better by Friday. How can that happen if I don’t even know what’s wrong. :-/
Feb 1st
January 2012
20 posts
2 tags
"Are you ready to rumble?"
Overheard at work. Completely serious.
Jan 30th
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This is EXACTLY where I wanted to spend my measly 10 minute break. 5 inches from 2 babies.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
73 notes
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Jan 28th
75 notes
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Jan 28th
139 notes
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You know what would be awesome?
Celebrity Wipeout
Jan 27th
Jan 26th
39,081 notes
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Awful dreams. Literally no one liked me. Even you walked away.
Jan 25th
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About to die
Way too tired. And sick. Not sure if I can even make it home. How long would it take me to freeze to death if I fell asleep in my car? seriously considering it…
Jan 25th
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Male cashier and male manager leave. “Hey Anne, how’d you get all the guys to leave?” -another cashier “It’s what I’m good at.”
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
56 notes
3 tags
Jan 21st
3 tags
Literally the most disappointed I have ever been.
Some guy came through my line. He looked exactly like Elijah Wood. Exactly. I told him so. Now if anyone has known me since I was like 11, Elijah Wood has been the love of my life. I used to call him my husband. I have many pictures of him on my wall (at my parents’ house). So anyway, I told this guy that he looked like Elijah Wood. He said that he takes that as the best compliment ever....
Jan 19th
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Jan 17th
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quimichpatlan: “Think of all the women you know who will not allow themselves to be seen without makeup. I often wonder how they feel about themselves at night when they are climbing into bed with intimate partners. Are they overwhelmed with secret shame that someone sees them as they really are? Or do they sleep with rage that who they really are can be celebrated or cared for only in secret?” ...
Jan 17th
71 notes
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Jan 11th
2 notes
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Jan 9th
4 tags
Jan 9th
Forcing my family to make UNO into a drinking game. Oh, Anne…
Jan 7th
Jan 1st
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December 2011
27 posts
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Dec 30th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
27 notes
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Orange
I’ve got a freezer full of orange popsicles. Why do they even put orange popsicles in the box? Nobody eats them! Frankly, I just want the red ones. Why don’t they make boxes of just the red popsicles?
Dec 19th
4 tags
Dec 15th
32 notes
1 tag
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
188 notes