I.S. 377: Archive

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May 24th

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and 3 minutes later I started crying...

“Hi! Can I just double check your bulk candy real quick?” (smiling) ::woman gives me a look:: “I’m just trying to figure out why you’re singling us out.” “Oh! I’m not singling you out, I double check everyone’s bulk food.” (still smiling) woman- “I just feel like I’m being racially profiled here.” “Oh, no...

May 17th

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May 14th

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7-midnight shift...

me, talking about breakfast burritos to my manager- “I’m sure that if I ate one it would make my tummy unhappy, but they always smell so good!” very gay 44-year old cashier next to me who basically shouts everything- “THAT’S HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIRLS. THEY SMELL SO GOOD, BUT I KNOW IF I ATE ONE IT WOULD MAKE ME SICK!”

May 14th

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Chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate…..

May 12th

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May 10th

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Just lifted like a million-pound turkey. I really shouldn’t have. :-/

May 9th

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It's my day off

And I’ve already been to Wegmans twice.

May 1st

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Little boy coming through my line:

“Wow, you’re beautiful!” Haha clearly he hasn’t seen too many people in his life yet.

Apr 25th

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No, I definitely didn’t just spend $45 on 5 boxes of Birthday Cake Oreos from ebay… ……. I have a problem.

Apr 15th

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Trying to decide if I want to borrow a book from the library or get it for my iPhone. Having a hard time…

Mar 30th

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Mar 29th

1 note

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Mar 28th

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Mar 24th

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“I don’t make “funny” t-shirts, I make buoyant, heartfelt...”

– Douchebag at Target

Mar 24th

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Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

225 notes

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“I love you too more than roses and posies and fairy dust love! You’re my...”

– Amazing sister

Mar 17th

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The love of my life...

“I love you too more than roses and posies and fairy dust love! You’re my sugar sweet sister that I miss more than starlight on a polluted city night where you’re suffocated by the people and the taxis that blare their horns. I can’t wait to see you in just a wee bit over a week.”

Mar 17th

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My genius self in front of a middle aged couple...

“Yeah long, skinny things are hard to stick places.” (In my defense I was talking about a seedless cucumber, which are ridiculously long and skinny)

Mar 15th

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D-bag of the day

Looking at the food bank donation slips- “Can they REALLY be that hungry?”

Mar 9th

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Omg noooooooo

I forgot the water in my apartment is shut off from 9-1 today. Uuuugggghhhhh

Mar 7th

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Mar 1st

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It’s one of those awful paranoid days where it seems like everybody hates me. Or maybe I’m not paranoid and it’s just true. Idk.

Feb 29th

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Sometimes… I really hate music.

Feb 24th

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Feb 22nd

Feb 19th

275 notes

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Feb 15th

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Omj

I love my new necklace and I love my new sheets. It’s like I’m sleeping in an effing cloud, okay?

Feb 15th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

1 note

Feb 9th

1,162 notes

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Me talking to a guy in my line...

me- “I still don’t know what to get my boyfriend for valentines day!” him-“Blah blah something.” (I don’t remember what he said.) “Well, he’s really hard to shop for.” “Ohhh! Well I’m sure he’ll pretty much settle for anything!” “I guess so. I mean, he settled for me…” “Yeah, something...

Feb 8th

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xm radio: randomly free? xm DJ’s making fun of hipsters: priceless.

Feb 6th

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